Named after a notorious critter – a stuffed squirrel – that used to preside over the Driftwood Spars bar, this is full of flavour with a good balance between seasoned malt, a moreish bitterness and an enthusiastically hoppy finish.

No wonder if was crowned the 2012 Winter Ale of Britain. CAMRA judges describe this as a “strong and fruity, well-balanced premium ale”.

6.5%

PS By all accounts, Alfie has upped and gone, and according to the website, last reports suggested he is off on his own surf tour – hence his revenge.